The humble knitting needle is a useful deterrent in situations ranging from wandering hands to assassination attempts. While metal needles are effective in most situations some opponents pose particular challenges.
Ensure your needles are steel and not aluminium when combating fae, whose only weakness is iron.
Since zombies require beheading, a circular needle, longer than 60 cm and with a strong cable will make an excellent garrote.
You will, of course, require wooden needles to dispatch a vampire. Use a straight needle of size exceeding 6mm.
At all costs avoid werewolves unless you are lucky enough to own silver needles.
That is sooo very very funny, definately piques my interest in the long version, great tone!!
ReplyDeleteI asked for suggestions on Ravelry - you would not believe what people do with knitting needles - I could definitely do a series of drabbles - if I didn't get bored.
ReplyDeleteOMG I love this one. Hilarious. I wonder if there is anywhere you could get silver needles....
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